12/5/09
now leaving paris...last two days were awesome here. i
really really like france. paris is so beautiful.
buildings and girls. seriously beautiful women. but
they are extra tall. kind of sucks.
found a cool hotel in the city center. some nice tour
guide man hooked it up for us. it's wierd how stress
free everything has been so far...ok so a quick run
thru of paris. im tired of writing...
day one: awesome nap. random food in our part of town.
wierd, creeping waiter. began to learn french. merci bo cu,
etc. his the lourve and the notre dame cathedral
and the pompidou centre. all amazing. began to take
pictures of us dominating every noteworthy building we
came acrossed. watched a mass at notre dame. sat there
for a while. didn't want to leave. so much history.
began to eat crepes constantly. so much nutella. i
think i would bleed it if i had a cut somewhere..its
oozing out my pores. not good. after exploring we made
an awesome decision to go inside this small restaurant
cafe out of the millions on each street, and have some
wine and crepes there. best place in france fo sho.
the waiter there was hilarious and really nice
(contrary to popular opinion about french people). he
was so nice that after we ordered a pitcher of wine, he
brought us "special" drinks...hopfully not with rat
poison in them. they were glasses of straight run with
a little bit of caramel mixed in. intense. when we
finished those, he brought out another round on the
house...then he brough out shots of whiskey...then
beers...wtf. all for free? no doubt!and we still had a
while pitcher of wine left. BAD IDEA. he made us some
awesome crepes and then we invited him to sit and talk
with us for a while. so, of course, he did! got some
funny pics with him, like the one where he decides that
it is a good idea to kiss jess's neck a few times.
priceless! at some point he even offered us the keys to
his countryside home if we wanted to stay longer.
crazy! after all this we werent feeling so hot. mixing
rum, whisky, beer, and wine is definitely stupid.
decided to head home around 2. started to rain. got
lost. walked past our street by like 2 miles. finally
crashed around 3. woke up at noon....ugh. this is why
we havent stayed out too late on this trip...because we
would never wake up for anything...
for our second and last day we wanted to kick it at the
eiffel tower and arc de triomph. ya know..keep it
simple. as jess slowly got ready over a period of 2
hours, i explored the area around our hotel and found
some awesome cafes to eat at. we went to this money
breakfast place with amazing omelettes. sat outside on
a small street with tons of french people taking their
lunch. the sun was out. i had a view of a beautiful
gothic church. wow. life is good. no complaints here.
at all!
finally started moving toward the eiffel tower at 3.
had jess's iphone with me...played a little music at
the start. it's like a mini boombox. put on "walk it
out" and we both started dancing our way through the
streets twards the tower. wow we are so gangster. no
wonder french people think americans are retarded...
eiffel tower is awesome, even though its really just a
pile of steel trusses. cool to see though. felt fake,
like vegas or something. again, ate crepes here, and
avoided mysterious black men all selling th exact same
thing...clear plastic eiffel towers that light up. the
dumbest souvenir i've ever seen! these guys definitely
weren't supposed to be there because they run away in
groups when the french police come around, who were
also carrying guns at all times. they are so tough!
haha. did some cool jumping photos in fron of the
tower, and instigated other to do the same. met some
asian-australians from london in the process.
again..WTF. asian austrialians from london? really?
made our way to the arc and pondered life again there.
to get under the arc, you have to take a tunnel under
the circle road around it. didn't find that tunnel or
know it existed until after the fact. decided to run
across the street through about 10 lanes of insane
french traffic. allmost died twice. cops saw us. not so
happy with us. but didnt get arrested this time so its
all good! found a chirstmas market after. GLUHWEIN!
yeah! not as good as in austria, but still good to see
again! I also had a extremely large sausage here.
deluxe with grilled onions and mushrooms, french style.
WALKED IT OUT all the way back to the Louvre and saw
the good old MONA LISA. you know the mona lisa is so
popular and all, but im not sure if i really like it
that much. its actually not a very beautiful painting.
stupid leonardo da vinci. who was this guy anyways?
just kidding, dont get angry.
after we went back to the eiffel tower (we were allll
over the city at this point) for dinner and a carazy
light show on the tower. it was intense, and so was the
creme broule that i devoured at the cafe. geez i can't
wait to weigh myself when i get home. ugh. i feel like
a TURD. but the light show on the eiffel tower was
pretty dope. belonged in a little dance club with a dj
behind it. or maybe on top of it. i dont know. before
we crashed for the night - because ireland was in the
morning - we began a large search for sparkling water.
nothin was really open, but we did a few rounds through
the blocks of our neighborhood. enede up at a bar of
course! jess had a water and i feel wierd also ordering
a water so i ended up with a beer in my face. a huge
crew of french people come in for a pre party. every
single one of them was completely gorgeous. it was
crazy..and nice. afer awkwardly staring at them for a
good half hour we went back to the hotel and passed
out. time for an excursion to ireland tomorrow...to
meet shane and amanda. i have like four days there,
which is kind of a lot. i still have to go back to
school and work w/my group...